Avoiding the dolphins

Dolphins are not the most dangerous creatures or the scariest ones that are found in the ocean. However many times people have been "attacked" by dolphins is hard to say as the internet has a lot of bolagona surrounding things people don't understand. I think dolphins are graceful and elegant creatures but like most animals, if you are unfamiliar wth them, your best bet is to stay away and observe from a safe distance....or through steel bars cranked up and down by a boat with fish guts floating in the vicinity #dream :p

Apparently dolphins are one of the only creatures to experience homosexual emotions. True? I don't know for sure but I do know they are one of those mind like a person sort of mammals, much like whales. Anyways, so having these tendencies, it has happened in the past that swimmers were coerced into sex ("raped") with dolphins because they are able to push you around easily underwater.

There is a dolphin called "stinky" apparently that is living proof that there is some sort of attraction between dolphin and human. He was discovered in the Cayman Islands; ended up there after being split up from his pod which was in the Bahamas. As baffled as people are by the fact that he some how "missed the left turn at alberquercie" (bugs bunny reference) experts are astonished at the sexual drive towards other species. 

Too bad pandas didn't have genes like this dolphin I guess, would probably more of them out there. Hate to be a female dolphin meeting this one in a dark coral valley lol 

Maybe experts can be super nice and air drop him a female :p probably at this point though stinky has committed too much inter species acts to find his own attractive anymore lol 

So while I'm hear in Costa Rica, I'll probably try to be careful around them if I get in the water at all.

Ew.

Well be safe out there scuba divers and feel free to leave some comments to shed some light on the topic! 

Cheers! 

CB